We need an official welcome wagon replete with fruit baskets and a compact disc of 99 Sound Effects. Something inexpensive that can be found at a dollar store, is what I'm saying.
Welcome to @Fry, @Alex, @Nitrium, @unke, @AwfHand, and @SebaZava. And anyone I may have missed.
Now that we've got that out of the way, I'd like to ask for some money. Just whatever little amount you've got would be fine. It's for protection and it'd be a shame if you forgot your wallet. You've got pretty knees and I'm sure you'd like to keep both in fine working order.